The List

• Learn how to eat fire
• Successfully become a beauty therapist
• Have many, many children as possible
• Live in New York
• Live in England
• Live in Luxembourg
• Go to Glastonbury Music Festival
• Go a whole week without swearing
• Fall madly and deeply in love
• Have a fake lesbian marriage
• Own my own resort
• See a show at the West End
• Become an embalmer
• See a show that stars Benedict Cumberbatch
• Eat a violet flavored macaron in France
• Stay all night in Ikea
• Write down the events in my life
• Fall in love in Greece
• Fall in love in Venice
• Fall in love in India
• Fall in love in Morocco
• Eat something horribly deepfryed in Texas
• Go to Mardi Gras in New Orleans
• Grow a garden
• Learn how to breathe fire
• Pet a lion
• Build my castle
• Create a perfect memory
• Consume over 1000 different flavors of icecream
• Stand up for my beliefs
• Have a threesome
• Shave off all my hair
• Grow my hair as long as it possibly can be
• Dye my hair pink and keep it that way
• Watch the sunrise with my closest friends
• Learn how to drive a car
• Do a trek
• Get my face on television
• Meet Martin Freeman and shake his hand
• Get a kiss from Benedict Cumberbatch
• Eat only cereal for a whole month
• Eat only oranges and celery for a whole month
• Do a burlesque striptease
• Feel comfortable in my own skin
• Paint a real painting
• Ride an elephant
• Have a white Christmas
• Accept people’s apologies
• Love without regret
• Get tattoos. Many as possible
• Roadtrip around Australia
• Write a book
• See The Horrors live
• Steal a store’s mascot
• Swim under a waterfall
• Read over 5000 books
• Drink every flavor of tea imaginable
• Start a collection
• Visit the real Santa
• Learn how to skate
• Swim in the ocean at night
• Dive off a yacht
• Have a pet bunny
• collect gems and crystals